Fuck your friends

Im Jen and life is what you make of it

colonelhathi:

  • japan ≠ korea ≠ china
  • pakistan is not in the middle east
  • most muslims aren’t arabs
  • geishas are not prostitutes
  • mexico is a very small part of latin america
  • there are 54 countries in africa
  • china has 56 different ethnic groups and none of them eat chop suey
  • singapore is not part of china
  • most singaporeans speak english as their first language, please don’t ask, “why is your English so good”

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Yesterday:horny
Today:horny
Tomorrow:horny
Next week:horny
Next month:horny
Apocalypse:horny

do-raymi:

petition to name Iggy’s booty, “Mount Azalea”

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