I'm Jen and I'm hella content atm
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when you see a big spider on your desk 


(Source: disowns, via yowing)


people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted 

(via twinking)


when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

(via spoof)

90% of conversations with me

me:who is that
me:what are you talking about
me:I don't know what that is
me:wait what


im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

(Source: parmachkai, via gnarly)


The girl you just called hot? That me

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

(Source: coballion, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

The 612350th person on my blog gets a first 30

(Source: disowns, via disowns)

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

(Source: crrabs, via twinking)


i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via embelish)