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ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via spoof)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via confirmance)

ellescarred:

little-miss-fats:

source: robot-hugs

has anyone posted this yet? I love it! 

This was perfect

(via zanetheaiden)

hotboyproblems:

under 6 months until 2015 and if that doesnt scare you then idk what does

(via yelled)

(Source: theogblackjesus, via lohanthony)

thesouthernsugarbelle:

asvprock:

It’s so much better waking up with someone on your mind.

Unless it’s because you’re plotting to kill them.

(via vicsbutt)

Stephen Richards (via canhappenlove)

(via vicsbutt)

Never cry for the same reason twice.

uoj:

is there anyone in västerås with lots of alcohol? i am ready to settle a trade; my ferrari for your 2 bottles of wine. and the ferrari is real, its just parked in la right now

urtube:

unclefather:

urtube:

I’m probably going to fast this year

How fast are you going?

No food

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via vicsbutt)

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

(via asvprock)

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

(via stopholdingontoair)