one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you
has anyone posted this yet? I love it!
This was perfect
under 6 months until 2015 and if that doesnt scare you then idk what does
It’s so much better waking up with someone on your mind.
Unless it’s because you’re plotting to kill them.
is there anyone in västerås with lots of alcohol? i am ready to settle a trade; my ferrari for your 2 bottles of wine. and the ferrari is real, its just parked in la right now
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
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y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded